Logan Wright of Ohio found himself in a pickle on Memorial Day this week when he was caught speeding on the way to work. He decided to put together a GoFundMe campaign to raise money to help pay for his speeding ticket, and his description of the event really seems to have moved people to donate to his cause.
Warning, offensive language ahead.
From his GoFundMe story:
So on today on Memorial day I was driving to work in my Honda Civic at 9:40 trying to get there by 10:00 because I’d enjoy not getting fired. As I was driving there some dumbass Mustang passed me going around 80 flipping me off. I wasn’t gonna be a pussy and lose to a Mustang on freedom day so I kissed my USA lanyard and my picture of Stone Cold Steve Austin, the best damn wrestler to ever live and started buring the bald eagle piss. I pass the Mustang and turned up my Van Halen CD. As I was slowing down to tell the Mustang to eat shit a State Highway Patrolmen pulls out and gets my dumbass. Now I back the blue and my country through and through so I wasn’t mad at him for pulling me over but the Mustang that thought he had big enough nuts to dust me. So the Patrolmen comes to my window and says”What do you have in this thing?” and I said “bald eagle piss and freedom sir” then he replied with “You know how fast you two were goin?” and me being the smartass I am said “Well I was slowing down to give both of you a chance.” He didn’t like that too well. Moral of the story is I got a ticket. But I did dust the Mustang so it was worth. The money donated is going towards the ticket because I spent all my paycheck on race car parts. Any extra money, if I’m that lucky, will go towards AC/DC CD’s. Have a blessed day America!
This photo was taken from the GoFundMe campaign page.
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